And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
