I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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