You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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