so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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