dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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