why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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