The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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