I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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