Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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