even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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