chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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