ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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