Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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