We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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