Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tornado booty call.. dedication
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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