WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
3pm strippers are depressing
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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