Porn is love you can see.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Man, jail baloney is awful.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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