his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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