the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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