so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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