CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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