jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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