Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
