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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

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Adam does

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(605): View more from South Dakota

there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.

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(518): View more from New York

Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth

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(+33): View more from France

She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.

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