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• (850): View more from Florida

  Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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  I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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• (718): View more from New York

  My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer

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• (714): View more from California

  You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.

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  But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?

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