Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.