these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
