Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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