I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
