doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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