no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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