We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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