to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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