Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hippo gnu deer
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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