He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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