I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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