Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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