so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
