That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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