At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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