So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
last night I used snow as a chaser
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