I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Say something about gay babies.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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