Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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