Do vagina's smell?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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