He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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