it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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