have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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