youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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