So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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