Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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