I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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