Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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