that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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