the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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