we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You need Xanax blowdarts
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
