WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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