What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My dick has a subreddit
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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