Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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