dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
how does that bad decision feel?
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